IC Inbox - Wei Wuxian - The Untamed

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un: sandushengshou

[zidianing]

I'll break his legs.

[sadflutenoises]

Ah? Go break your own! Didn't he get all this dog-loving stuff from you anyway??

[sadflutenoises]

...is this dog thing REALLY that important to him?

[zidianing]

Not the point! With how he went about it, it's as of he hadn't learned any amount of respect.

...Fairy is one of his only constant companions from Jin Guangyao.

[sadflutenoises]

Ah, so he did pick up some things from the fun uncle.

...okay, honestly I'm just surprised it's not from YOU. Ahhhhhh. why did it have to be a dog? Anything else. ANYTHING.

Wait. Don't tell me it's HERE?

[zidianing]

[fun uncle. is that how they're discerning all of them?]

I made my peace about the dogs a long time ago. Some boyhood excitement about having a brother.

[sadflutenoises]

[Wow, hitting where it hurts. Of course, Wei Wuxian can never dwell too long on serious matters or sentiment without balking, so...]

Don't think I don't see exactly what you're doing there.

Fine! Then we'll just have to get him a brother! Problem solved!

[zidianing]

[no, they really can't do serious matters too long with each other.]

Wei Wuxian, where exactly are you going to get him a brother?

[sadflutenoises]

Don't tell me you don't know where babies come from?

[zidianing]

YOU--!

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I mean, sadly NOT me, despite our best efforts.

[zidianing]

I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU AND HANGUANG JUN GET UP TO

[sadflutenoises]

Adopting! That's all we were getting up to! Well, talking about at least.

And don't pretend Dabo doesn't over-share too!

[zidianing]

...what has he overshared...

[sadflutenoises]

What, no congratulations? Best wishes?

I mean, I always knew you were loud, so it's nothing THAT surprising.

[zidianing]

[Thanks, he's just going to....not look at anyone ever again.]

No, no congratulations are in order.

[sadflutenoises]

YET.

[As if he could just let it go...]

I mean, Dabo had a lot of creative ideas for keeping quiet. We use those talismans(most of the time), then you don't have to hold back, but then, I'm sure the other options are fun too~

[zidianing]

[He groans and rubs his face]

I'm sure he did. And I'm sure he's more than happy to tell you the results as well.

[sadflutenoises]

Of course, of course, he's happy to talk about most anything. But especially happy to talk about you, it seems.

Also he mentioned a subscription box, where do I get the details on that???

[zidianing]

[Are you trying to fluster him, Wei Wuxian. It's not gonna happen]

I'm sure if Hanguang Jun is more interested in talking, he would be happy to talk about you to anyone.

[sadflutenoises]

[Always~]

Hanguang Jun and talking? Are you hearing yourself?? I might talk Lan Zhan's ear off, but Dabo is a lot more practiced in the art of conversation, y'know? Where one side says something and the other says more than five words back?

[zidianing]

Therein lies the problem. Both Zewu Jun and I are adept at speaking more than five words, apparently.

[sadflutenoises]

Yes, I can usually get a solid six out of you.

[zidianing]

YOU--!