[He was expecting to get dragged or thrown over a shoulder, so when his feet are swept out from under him, the floor tilts, and he can't help a startled whoop and bit of flailing before he hooks an arm around Lan Zhan's neck.]

Aaaah! You don't have to- like this- aah, you and the other Lan Zhan, I look away for a minute and you're strong enough to carry me around like an infant!

[He was a full grown man, why did they both have to pick him up like this? Hadn't they ever heard of piggyback?]