[That's right, he's engaged to the most patient man alive. His threats are useless. He's already has waited a whole life.

He lets out a long-suffering sigh. It's so hard to tell if Lan Zhan even wants to sleep with him. It just sounds like an inconvenience, something he'll what, 'provide, but doesn't want.' How romantic. Maybe he-

Oh no.

He sets his teacup down on the table, setting Lan Zhan with a dire expression.]

Was I bad at it last time? Is that it? Lan Zhan, you have to tell me if it's not good! I can get better with my mouth, you know I'm a fast learner! I just need more experience, okay?